If you came here looking for anything good on the movie twilight, move along because there is nothing of the sort here. I am sick of it, sick of hearing about it, sick of hearing the goofy teenage girls talk about it on the news and on the radio, sick, sick, sick. Yet here I am writing about my displeasure of hearing the word twilight.

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I have not seen it, nor do I plan to, quite frankly a chick flick that appeals to tweens, teens, and their "trying to be young again" moms just isn't my cup of tea. But I do have an opinion, based on what I do know about the film, and sadly, I think I know too much as it is. Basically this film has girls and women drooling and smacking their significant others and saying "why can't you be like that?" As if being an 108 year old cradle robber is somehow romantic, yeah, ok?

I even talked about this movie with my fiance, and she basically asked me why can't men be that way? What way I asked? You mean dead, chasing after teenage girls, being a vampire and a wussy one at that? WTF is it? I don't know but every time a movie like this comes out, I get asked that question. When I first heard about this movie, I thought cool, a vampire movie, I like those, you know, like Interview with a vampire and Queen of the damned. But no, when I saw the previews for this I was left wondering wtf is this?

This movie took in $70.55 million on the weekend box office, essentially crushing all the other opening films. Teens and their goofy moms even camped outside of theaters. Hell a 30 year old woman has already seen the film a whopping 8 times! Are you shitting me, like get a life or something lady. I didn't even get that geeked when The Phantom Menace came out, I seen it twice in the theater. Anyhow, back to the sucky film and it's fans

One young person said "Edward is the type of man many ladies wants, he opens car doors, pays for dinner, gives unyielding attention. So what if he sucks a little blood?

I am looking for my own vampire"

Again, it's a movie, therefore, not real. All you young freaks out there turned on by vampires, good luck finding your Edward, surely you will one day realize that characters in movies are just that.Enough with the twilight buzz everywhere you turn, enough of the fangirls and their Edward t-shirts. Also, enough with the Wall-e commercials please.

PS. Lestat would kick Edwards pansy ass any day, you know, if vampires were real and all.

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